Oh, BBC, I know what you have done. I know your shame. You think you can fool me and pretend that it’s all one image? Ha.
1. What’s this? There are three teapots in this image, not six, the last three [and a half] are duplicates. FARCE.
2. Look! There’s clearly a pattern on the top shelf! Small pot, large pot, small pot, large pot, etc, so why would there be a break in pattern? And see, you’ve tried to blend the meeting point, but if you look at the cross-hatch background, there is a little hole missing where the smallest teapot meets the largest teapot. A-ha!
3. Finally, and the most FUCKING OBVIOUS clue is that fucking teapot on the far right, yes… far right; it’s a fascist. Seriously, what the fuck is going on with that teapot? And the cup at the top! How has that even happened?! You just duplicate the first three! You’ve already fucking done it at the start!
ARGHHHH! SHAM.
…and breathe.